I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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