he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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