Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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