i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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