if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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