You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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