Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
where are my eyebrows?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
