when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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