And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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