how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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