ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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