He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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