He is an equal opportunity slut.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
how drunk are you?
Several
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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