Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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