Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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