We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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