He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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