You're so nebulous sometimes
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize