Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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