So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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