Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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