If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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