its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
false alarm, still single
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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