i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
