i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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