He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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