I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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