Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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