just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
we're making bets on your personal life
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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