sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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