i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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