I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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