He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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