This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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