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bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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