honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm gonna fight the coyote
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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