So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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