Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize