He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
God, I missed his penis.
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