I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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