he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
