What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
