What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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