Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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