We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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