GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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