Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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