Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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