So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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