i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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