Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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