Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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