i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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