she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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