Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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