would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Are we still banned from the library?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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