didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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