He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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