pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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