at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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